You like to comment on Prof Gs jollies, so next week and a bit involves flying back and forth to USA and back to UK for a day meeting and then back to USA and so on....Think how much fun this is.
In contrast I get to travel see the world for a MS meeting in Reagents Park...isn't London the centre of the Universe?
In the words of Dizzy Rascal..you may remember from the Olympics........BONKERS
I can't vouch for the accuracy or the time span, as Prof G is too busy to answer my emails, but you get the point.